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Instagram Dump #9

a closeup photo of a blush makeup brush
FLUFFY!

I wonder what kind of animal had to die to make this brush?

WHY?

I was flabbergasted by the amount of waste here. They should have packaged this in an envelope.

OFF THE CHAIN!

I need to stop overusing the Instagram filters.

On of these is the key to my heart.

This is my damn cellphone working against me, again. This would have been a very nice photo, but, for the life of me, I just couldn’t get my cellphone to focus. I really shouldn’t have dropped it so many times.

IT’S A TOOL!

Bleh. Blurry cellphone, again.

I got this teeny tiny wrench in a set of tiny multitools. I have no idea what the Hell you would even do with a wrench this tiny. You can’t achieve any torque at all.

YUMMY!

This looks like a cheese puff, but it’s actually a shrimp cracker. It’s made with real shrimp. It tastes like the sea.

TASTY!

I like to make ribs in my slow cooker. Afterwards, I put them under the broiler for a few minutes to caramelize the sauce.

BUTTERY!

I use a bunch of butter in everything. I’m going to have a heart attack.

Wuh?

I drew a creepy face on an egg. Dunno why.

STARCHY!

I really like potatoes. Carbs are good.

SPRINGY!

Damn, that is a lot of noise. I really, really need to get a cellphone with a better camera.

These guys again?

I tried getting another photo of those keys. They’re still too blurry.

Demonic Drink

This was some rosé, if I recall correctly. I don’t know why I wanted it to look so creepy.

FUDGEY! O!

Fudgee-Os taste nothing like fudge.

Banana Line Dance

I got this Yonanas dealie that makes frozen banana treats, so I need a lot of bananas.

So Many Bananas!

This is pretty, but it attracted so many fruit flies.

Lycopene!

I always figured that these tomatoes on the vine were some sort of scam. They leave the vine on so that they can say that they’re “vine-ripened”, even though they ripened while being shipped.

Sparkly!

I got this necklace for my birthday. It’s a real sparkly statement piece. It’s hella heavy, though.

RUSTY!

This cookie sheet has seen better days. I’m going to keep using it, though.

Who needs two?

One of the closet’s doors is missing its handle. Someone should fix that.

Well, that’s all for today’s dump. I’m going to try to take more photos, so you should be seeing these dumps more often.

Dumps.

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