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I wonder what kind of animal had to die to make this brush?

I was flabbergasted by the amount of waste here. They should have packaged this in an envelope.

I need to stop overusing the Instagram filters.

This is my damn cellphone working against me, again. This would have been a very nice photo, but, for the life of me, I just couldn’t get my cellphone to focus. I really shouldn’t have dropped it so many times.

Bleh. Blurry cellphone, again.

I got this teeny tiny wrench in a set of tiny multitools. I have no idea what the Hell you would even do with a wrench this tiny. You can’t achieve any torque at all.

This looks like a cheese puff, but it’s actually a shrimp cracker. It’s made with real shrimp. It tastes like the sea.

I like to make ribs in my slow cooker. Afterwards, I put them under the broiler for a few minutes to caramelize the sauce.

I use a bunch of butter in everything. I’m going to have a heart attack.

I drew a creepy face on an egg. Dunno why.

I really like potatoes. Carbs are good.

Damn, that is a lot of noise. I really, really need to get a cellphone with a better camera.

I tried getting another photo of those keys. They’re still too blurry.

This was some rosé, if I recall correctly. I don’t know why I wanted it to look so creepy.

Fudgee-Os taste nothing like fudge.

I got this Yonanas dealie that makes frozen banana treats, so I need a lot of bananas.

This is pretty, but it attracted so many fruit flies.

I always figured that these tomatoes on the vine were some sort of scam. They leave the vine on so that they can say that they’re “vine-ripened”, even though they ripened while being shipped.

I got this necklace for my birthday. It’s a real sparkly statement piece. It’s hella heavy, though.

This cookie sheet has seen better days. I’m going to keep using it, though.

One of the closet’s doors is missing its handle. Someone should fix that.

Well, that’s all for today’s dump. I’m going to try to take more photos, so you should be seeing these dumps more often.

Dumps.

D-d-d-dump! Instagram dump!

There were a lot of large, solid chunks of ice in this snowbank. This was really annoying to dig through.

I found this ancient box of Baker’s Chocolate in my dead grandmother’s cupboard. It must be forty-years-old, or more!

This is a knockoff Pandora bracelet bead. It cost me about $0.07 from an online craft store. A real Pandora bead will cost you about $100 and be the exact same thing.

I believe one of these pills was ibuprofen and the other was vitamin d.

These are knitting needles. I’m into old lady crafts.

Rings are my favourite kind of jewellery. They’re hard to find for me, though, because my hands are really tiny.

It’s my sim card ejection tool, that I have somehow magically not managed to lose yet.

It’s a rubber band. Yup.

They need to invent some sort of device for protecting zippers in the wash, because mine are always breaking long before my clothes wear out.

I never use paper clips. I just put all my papers in a giant pile on my desk.

I have no idea what this tool is for. It came in a manicure set, so I guess it’s for scraping gunk out from under your nails?

This is loratadine. I need loratadine to survive April through October. I am allergic to grass. Seriously.

I have a bunch of different styles of glasses. I have no idea what are the proper drinks to pour into them.

This is chickened thighs cooked with onions. It tasted good.

This is a darning needle. I’ve never darned anything.

These are a bunch of different earbud tips. They always give you a bunch of different sizes when you buy earbuds and I can never throw them out.

In some places, the snowbank was taller than me this winter. It was really depressing.

You can see the reflection of my cellphone and hands in the battery.

I eat a lot of carrots, but I’m not orange, yet.

I had two beers.

This is the end. Go away.

This is going to be my last Instagram Dump for a while, thank Satan. I hope you relish as much as I.

This is the stylus I use when I make stupid doodles on my cellphone.

This is from a sweater I was knitting in syncopated brioche stitch. It still isn’t done.

I thought this was a weird juxtaposition: Halloween stuff next to Christmas stuff.

I always drink tea out of a mug, instead of a cup. It makes British people angry.

I was proud of myself for getting this wrapper open all in one piece. Note: Reese Big Cups aren’t actually that big. They’re just the size that the cups used to be when I was a kid.

I photographed these rings at kind of a weird angle. They look all Dutch and stuff.

I ordered these Smarties Scaries to give out on Halloween, but they arrived well after, so I was forced to eat them all myself. It was awful.

This plubob USB drive/keychain came with The Sims 3 Collector’s Edition. It only holds 2gb, so it’s next to useless, but it sure is pretty.

I went through this phase where I kept having Dutch babies for breakfast. I really need to get a cast iron skillet to do them properly, though.

I really like taking kaleidoscope photos.

I really, really like taking kaleidoscope photos.

A large chunk was taken out of this wall when my mother dropped a piece of furniture out of the attic.

This lead represents Autumn.

This would have looked way better, if only my stupid phone could focus.

I own way too many EOS lip balms.

Getting artsy-fartsy with beer.

I love cooking chickens in my slow cooker. They come out very tender.

I usually put the chicken and the vegetable under the broiler, after slow cooking them, to crisp up the outsides a little.

This is a path that I dug through a snowbank. It was hard, because the only shovel I had at my disposal was a flimsy plastic one.

It snowed way, way too much. I don’t think it’s all going to melt until June.

That’s all for now. See you later. Or not.