Photos! PHOTOS! AND YET MORE PHOTOS!
![a photo of a bottle of dekuyper cactus juice](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/dekuyper-cactus-juice.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This “cactus juice” was made with agave. That’s a photo of a saguaro on the label. It tasted like a mixture of tequila and triple sec.
![photo of an exploded burrito](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/busted-burrito.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I thought that this exploded burrito looked pretty grotesque. I like taking unappetizing photos of food.
![photo of blue crystals from a crystal growing kit](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/create-and-watch-crystal-growing-kit-finished-result.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Remember that crystal growing kit? Well, this is the amazing result. Yay.
I think that is didn’t work out so well because Tucson’s water is already half rocks, so the chemical reaction didn’t happen properly.
![photo of the essential ernest dvd collection](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/essential-ernest-dvd-collection.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I will always maintain that Jim Varney was a great actor who was never really given his chance to shine.
![photo of a pair of glasses that has been broken in half](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/glasses-broken-in-half.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
You have to be careful gluing glasses back together, because sometimes glue will react strangely to plastic frames. One of the glues I tried basically melted the acrylic in these.
![photo of a jack o' lantern on a table](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/jack-o-lantern-2016.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I burnt the pumpkin seeds this year and was very sad.
![photo of a lit-up jack o' lantern in the dark](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/lit-up-jack-o-lantern-2016.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
In some towns, they make you use a light bulb instead of a candle for your jack o’ lantern. Those are the worst towns.
![photo of a jack o' lantern on a porch](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/jack-o-lantern-on-porch.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Snow shovel prominently featured, because Canada.
![an overexposed photo of four mints](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/four-mints-1.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
My cellphone’s camera sucks sometimes. And it sucks the rest of the time, too.
![a black and white photo of four mini-wheats](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/four-black-and-white-mini-wheats.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
It’s a moody photo of some Mini-Wheats. Welcome to Hipstertown.
![photo of a pink plastic wheel](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pink-wheel-closeup.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This is the pink wheel from the spinning fidget thingy I keep on my desk.
![photo of a logitech g600 mmo gaming mouse](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/logitech-g600-mmo-gaming-mouse.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I had a store credit for the Dell store and the only thing I even remotely wanted was this Logitech G600 MMO Gaming Mouse.
It’s way too big for my tiny girl hand.
![macro photo of a tiny yellow screwdriver](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tiny-yellow-screwdriver.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This is a glasses screwdriver, because I am a nerd what wears glasses
![macro photo of two blue earplugs](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/blue-earplugs-macro.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Always wear earplugs to rock concerts, kiddies. You can replace your teeth, but you can’t replace your ears.
![a macro photo of a strand of red yarn on a black backgroun](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/macro-red-yarn-black-background.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I made a scarf with this yarn!
![a blurry photo of a silver pen](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/blurry-silver-pen.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This photo is terrible. It’s only here because I can’t throw anything away.
![macro photo of five different screwdriver bits](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/five-screwdriver-bits-macro.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I keep ordering drinks and I keep getting tools, instead.
![macro photo of an orange paintbrush](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/paintbrush-macro.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Wow. You can’t see any of the detail in this macro photo!
![a photo of a black usb-c to usb adapter and a white ac to usb adapter](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/black-usb-adapter-white-usb-adapter.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I have so many USB adapters and they’re all terrible.
![macro of a stella artois bottle cap](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/stella-artois-bottle-cap.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Stella Artois: the Pabst of imported beers.
Well, that was 20 photos and 20 is a number that I like, so, BYE!