More Instagram photos? When will this end? Haven’t we all suffered enough?
I really, really like cookies.
Is it a good idea to eat potatoes when they have grown roots this long?
These cookies spread out too much. Sometimes you have to chill your dough before you bake it.
Who is the Tomer King?
This is a bottle stopper. Why would anyone want to stop wine?
I really need to be kinder to my teeth…
I used a yellow filter to make this chili look extra gross.
If I recalled correctly, all of these air bags were needed to protect a lip balm.
They were all out of normal hotdog buns at the grocery store, so I had to get these rectangular monstrosities.
These are my pineapple earrings. I don’t even like pineapple.
Sometimes, Americans ask me if my favourite beer is Molson or LaBatt’s and I just laugh ruefully. Ah, Sleeman, a beer so good, we won’t let them sell it in the United States.
This large branch was downed during Hurricane Arthur.
I don’t know what these yellow things are. Wild alfalfa sprouts? If you know what these are, tell me in the comments.
This is like the puzzle box from Hellraiser. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that isn’t actually Rubik’s brand?
I got myself a Yonanas machine so that I could have delicious frozen banana goop desserts.
I ate the Hungry-Man Mexican Fiesta and then I died of some sort of poisoning.
I ate the Smores Pop-Tarts and then I died of some sort of poisoning.
Shouldn’t these be the same colour?
Eleven nail polishes? Why, that’s a different colour for every one of my fingers!
This is some cuticle oil and it’s not nearly as good as the cuticle oil that I had bought previously from The Body Shop.
That’s all for now. I’m going back to bed.