More Instagram photos? When will this end? Haven’t we all suffered enough?
![a photo of a whole tonne of cookies on a plate](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shitload-of-cookies.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I really, really like cookies.
![a photo of some old potatoes that have sprung roots](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/old-potatoes-with-roots.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Is it a good idea to eat potatoes when they have grown roots this long?
![a photo of cookies on a tray that have spread out too much](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ruined-cookies.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
These cookies spread out too much. Sometimes you have to chill your dough before you bake it.
![a photo of some letters that spell out "TOMER KING"](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tomer-king-letters.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Who is the Tomer King?
![a photo of a metal and rubber bottle stopper](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/metal-bottle-stopper.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is a bottle stopper. Why would anyone want to stop wine?
![a photo of a gummy cherry, gummy strawberry, gummy rootbeer, gummy shark and gummy worm on a plate](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/assorted-gummies.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I really need to be kinder to my teeth…
![a photo of a bowl of chili](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gross-chili.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I used a yellow filter to make this chili look extra gross.
![a photo of a giant pile of packaging air bags](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shitload-of-packing-air-bags.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
If I recalled correctly, all of these air bags were needed to protect a lip balm.
![a photo of two topslice hotdog buns on a plate](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/two-weird-hotdog-buns.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
They were all out of normal hotdog buns at the grocery store, so I had to get these rectangular monstrosities.
![a photo of a pair of pineapple shaped earrings](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/pineapple-earrings.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
These are my pineapple earrings. I don’t even like pineapple.
![a photo of a sleeman honey brown lager label](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sleeman-honey-brown-lager.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Sometimes, Americans ask me if my favourite beer is Molson or LaBatt’s and I just laugh ruefully. Ah, Sleeman, a beer so good, we won’t let them sell it in the United States.
![a photo of a large fallen branch](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/downed-branch.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This large branch was downed during Hurricane Arthur.
![a photo of some strange yellow sprouts](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unidentified-yellow-plants.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I don’t know what these yellow things are. Wild alfalfa sprouts? If you know what these are, tell me in the comments.
![a photo of a rubik's cube with pictures of clown on all the squares](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/clown-rubiks-cube.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is like the puzzle box from Hellraiser. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that isn’t actually Rubik’s brand?
![a photo of a yonanas machine squirting out banana goo](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yonanas-in-action.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I got myself a Yonanas machine so that I could have delicious frozen banana goop desserts.
![a photo of a hungry man mexican fiesta box](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hungry-man-mexican-fiesta.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I ate the Hungry-Man Mexican Fiesta and then I died of some sort of poisoning.
![a photo of two smores pop-tarts on a plate](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/smores-pop-tarts.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I ate the Smores Pop-Tarts and then I died of some sort of poisoning.
![a photo of a yellow green crayon and a green yellow crayon](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yellow-green-crayon-and-green-yellow-crayon.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Shouldn’t these be the same colour?
![a photo of eleven different coloured nail polishes](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/11-nail-polishes.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Eleven nail polishes? Why, that’s a different colour for every one of my fingers!
![a photo of a bottle of blue cuticle oil](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/blue-cuticle-oil.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is some cuticle oil and it’s not nearly as good as the cuticle oil that I had bought previously from The Body Shop.
That’s all for now. I’m going back to bed.