My Instagram is overflowing with photos again, so I’m going to make you look at them.
![a photo of some chipped white paint](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/chipped-paint.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
It’s some chipped paint. This is interesting.
![a photo of two pairs of lady's boxer shorts](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/lady-boxer-shorts.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I got tired of my underpants riding up my ass, so I bought some boxer shorts.
![a photo of some frozen banana and blueberry cream](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/frozen-blueberry-banana-cream.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I made this frozen banana and blueberry goop with my Yonanas. It was very tasty.
![two windmill patterns made from rib bones](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/two-rib-bone-windmills.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I made some spicy ribs and then played with the bare bones afterwards.
![a windmill pattern made from rib bones](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rib-bone-windmill.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
There’s something wrong with me.
![a bunch of rowan tree berries](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rowan-berries.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I just looked in up and these are the berries of the rowan tree. I didn’t taste them because I thought they were poisonous, but they’re edible. My policy is to leave wild berries for the birds, instead of eating them myself, though.
![a closeup photo of some rowan berries](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rowan-berries-closeup.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This phone was really bad with blurry things constantly.
![rowan berries lined up in a square pattern](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rowan-berries-square-pattern.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Hey look! It’s my autism!
![a photo of a rowan twig and berry](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rowan-twig-and-berry.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This is supposed to represent the circle of life… or something.
![photo of president's choice pulled pork poutine kit box](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/presidents-choice-pulled-pork-poutine-kit.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
This poutine was pretty tasty, but you can get fresh poutine from a restaurant for the same price.
![a photo of six plastic bottle caps](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/six-bottle-caps.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I drink too much diet pop.
![a photo of a pyramid made from plastic bottle caps](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bottle-cap-pyramid.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Arranging this and taking this photo was a really good use of my time.
![a photo of a president's choice speculoos cookie butter jar](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/presidents-choice-speculoos-cookie-butter.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
It’s speculoos cookies ground up and made spreadable. I ate the whole jar with a spoon.
![a photo of president's choice world of flavours butter chicken pizza box](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/presidents-choice-butter-chicken-pizza.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I can never find a good Indian restaurant near where I live.
![a photo of president's choice world of flavours cheeseburger spring rolls box](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/presidents-choice-cheeseburger-spring-rolls.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
These cheeseburger spring rolls were really bizarre and greasy. They also had pickles and mustard inside.
![a photo of hutchison's ginger wine and diet dr pepper](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hutchisons-ginger-wine-and-diet-dr-pepper-bottles.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
I mixed Hutchison’s Ginger Wine and Diet Dr. Pepper together. I saw through time.
![a photo of gingerbread men peeps](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/gingerbread-peeps.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Yep. Gingerbread-flavoured Peeps. Peeps always make me feel sick to my stomach. These were no exception.
![a photo of a resealable caramilk bar wrapper](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/resealable-caramilk-bar.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Does anybody ever save part of a chocolate bar for later? Why in the world would a chocolate bar wrapper have to be resealable ever?
![a photo of jimmy dean blueberry pancakes & sausage on a stick box](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jimmy-dean-blueberry-pancake-and-sausage-on-a-stick.jpg?resize=640%2C640&quality=100)
Jimmy Dean Blueberry Pancakes & Sausage On A Stick doesn’t actually have any blueberries in it. It’s just corn syrup dyed purple. They’re pretty damn gross. Americans are weird.
![photo of larry the cable guy beer batter and buttermilk biscuits boxes](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/larry-the-cable-guy-beer-batter-and-buttermilk-biscuits.jpg?resize=640%2C468&quality=100)
Larry the Cable Guy branded food, eh? Are the biscuits 75% forearm hair, then?
That is all for today! Go eat something gross! That’s what I’m going to do!