I take terrible, terrible photos and post them to Instagram. Aren’t I inane?
![a photo of a vinyl uppercase "L" sticker](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/viny-l-sticker.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I got this cheap L sticker so I could make the limit to get free shipping from Amazon. I have no idea where it is now.
![a photo of a cat toy made of fuzz and tinsel](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fuzzy-tinsel-cat-ball.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This is one of my sister’s cat toys. Surprisingly, her cats actually prefer some colours of fuzzy tinsel balls over others.
![a photo of a tub of market pantry peanut butter filled pretzels](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/market-pantry-peanut-butter-filled-pretzels.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Yes, I did eat all of those. When I have massive organ failure in the future, you’ll know exactly why.
![a photo of some hormel sandwich meat packets hanging on a rack](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hormel-sandwhich-meat-packets.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
These meats were hanging unrefrigerated in a Dollar General. Aren’t cold cuts supposed to be kept cold?
![a photo of four brass keys lined up](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/four-brass-keys.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
These keys were in my purse. I had no idea what they were for.
![a photo of five white miniature canvasses](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/five-miniature-canvasses.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
These are some teeny tiny canvasses. They are rectangular. I like rectangles.
![a photo of a negativland content business card](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/negativland-content-card.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
My sister took my to a Negitivland concert. They handed out these cards. I think they were trying to make a point about consumerism and disposable media. You know, like the inane junk on this website.
![a photo of some three sprinkles that are blue, red and white](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/blue-red-white-sprinkles.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I got these off of some America Day cupcakes.
![a photo of a fast bites sausage and cheese biscuit, and a fast bites bbq rib sandwhich](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/fast-bites-microwavable-sandwiches.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
The buns on these ended up rock-hard. Remind me to stop buying food from Dollar General.
![a photo of a carton of trader joe's maple water](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/trader-joes-maple-water.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I told the Americans that Maple Water is a traditional Canadian drink. This is not a thing that is actually true.
![a photo of a grow your own crystals kits for blue crystals](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/grow-your-own-crystals-kit-blue.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I got this crystal growing kit for a dollar from Target. You will see later how well the crystals grew.
![a photo of a placemat with with two snowmen lying in the desert](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/smowman-placemat-desert.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This snowman placemat was hanging out all alone in the Tucson desert. I think when it actually snows in Tucson, that they call in the national guard.
![a photo of a grilled cheese on plate with a pickle and some ketchup](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/grilled-cheese-pickle-ketchup.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
You gotta dip your grilled cheese in some ketchup. It’s the law!
![a photo of some foil crumpled up into three balls](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/three-foil-balls.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I’m making some sort of an artistic statement here.
![a photo of a bow of breakfast choice high fiber twigs cereal](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/breakfast-choice-high-fiber-twigs.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This was such false advertising. This cereal didn’t contain any twigs at all.
![a photo of a package of a package of krave black cherry jerky and can of redd's black cherry ale](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/krave-black-cherry-jerky-and-redds-wicked-black-cherry-ale.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
One of my favourite flavours is black cherry. I’m so mad at President’s Choice for discontinuing their Black Cherry Soda.
![a photo of a rainbow over a parking lot](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rainbow-over-parking-lot.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
It was monsoon season in Tucson. There were beautiful rainbows hanging over the vast, empty parking lots. Go urban sprawl!
![a photo of a rainbow over a mountain range](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rainbow-over-moutains.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I never actually visited the mountains, when I was in Tucson. For some reason, there isn’t a shuttle or public transit that travels to them.
![a photo of either a hare or a rabbit](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/hare-or-rabbit.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
I wasn’t sure whether this was a hare or a rabbit. I ate it anyhow!
![a photo of a glass of trader joe's maple water and the water carton](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/glass-and-trader-joes-maple-water.jpg?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
Trader Joe’s Maple Water tastes like maple syrup mixed with sweaty sock water.
Well, that’s all fro today. I hope you enjoyed this mystical photographic journey as much as I did!