Hey! Who wants to see some more of my terrible, terrible Instagram photography? Everybody! Everybody, that’s who!
![a photo of white toy cars and some white cans of paint](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/white-toy-cars-white-paint-cans.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This was from some weird project called “Chameleon Cars”. You were supposed to match cars with their surroundings. Well, you supposed to use actual cars. I used toy cars instead, just to be a smartass.
![a photo of two green toy cars in some grass](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/green-toy-cars-grass.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
The grass had not been mown in a while…
![a photo of a yellow toy car sitting on a yellow volleyball](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yellow-toy-car-yellow-volleyball.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I think that that volleyball was used once before it was thrown into a corner of the garage and forgotten.
![a photo of a black toy car sitting on the tire of a car](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/black-toy-car-tire-well.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
You can sort of see me in the reflection there.
![a photo of a raffi bananaphone liner for a cassette case](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/raffi-bananaphone-cassette-case-liner.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Bananaphone nearly drove our mother to murder us. Raffi is the devil.
![a photo of a glass of orange soda](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/orange-soda-glass.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Is orange soda or grape soda the greatest soda? I will drink both!
![a photo of three AA batteries](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/three-batteries.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Gotta love that ring on the table…
![a photo of an artificial christmas tree decorated with chili lights](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chili-lights-plastic-christmas-tree.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
My mom told me to decorate our family’s crappy fake Christmass tree, so I put my chili lights on it. She did not appreciate this.
![a photo of a fully-decorated artificial christmas tree](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/festive-decorated-plastic-christmas-tree.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
And here is the same Christmas tree decorated “properly”. Bleh.
![a photo of a The Real Ghostbusters screaming heroes peter venkman and slimer toy](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/real-ghostbusters-screaming-heroes-slimer-peter-venkman-toy.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This a Real Ghostbusters toy. It’s much better than a Fake Ghostbusters toy.
![a photo of some black briefs and some blue boxers](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/christmas-underpants.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
These are the underpants I got for Christmas in 2012.
![a photo of a canon rebel t2i camera](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/canon-rebel-t2i.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Hey, it’s the DSLR I got myself so that I could take better photos, but I still mostly use my crappy cellphone, because, unlike this big guy, I can fit a cellphone in my purse.
![a photo of a blacked boot laced-up with a brown lace](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brown-laces-black-boots.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I broke the laces on one of my Doc Martens and the only laces I had to replace them were brown. I was so ashamed of myself.
![a photo of a Chewbacca toy](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/chewbacca-toy.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This is a Chewbacca toy, I guess. I think… It might be a bootleg.
![a photo of a weird decoration with three cats doing a strange salute](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/weird-cat-decoration.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I saw this weird thing in a thrift store. It might be a candle holder? Anyway, the cats look like they’re doing a Nazi salute.
![a photo of a darth vader doll wearing bunny ears](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/darth-vader-bunny-ears-doll.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
It’s a Darth Vader doll wearing bunny ears for Easter! Why is this a thing that exists? I blame Disney.
![a photo of a package of thrills gum](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/thrills-gum.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This is Thrills Gum. It tastes like soap. Don’t ask. It’s a Canadian thing.
![a photo of a box of cadbury creme egg snack cakes](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cadbury-creme-egg-snack-cakes.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
These hardly tasted like Cadbury Creme Eggs at all.
![a photo of a mobility scooter at a walmart](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/walmart-mobility-scooter.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I wonder, if you swabbed the seat on one these Walmart scooters, what kind of horrible germs would you find?
![a photo of a plate of olives, turkey, peas, potatoes and stuffing covered in gravy](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/easter-dinner.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This was Easter Dinner 2013. It was very tasty.
Whelp, that’s all for this post. I think I’m going to limit the dumps to twenty photos. Yeah, that seems like a good number.