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Photos! PHOTOS! AND YET MORE PHOTOS!

This “cactus juice” was made with agave. That’s a photo of a saguaro on the label. It tasted like a mixture of tequila and triple sec.

I thought that this exploded burrito looked pretty grotesque. I like taking unappetizing photos of food.

Remember that crystal growing kit? Well, this is the amazing result. Yay.

I think that is didn’t work out so well because Tucson’s water is already half rocks, so the chemical reaction didn’t happen properly.

I will always maintain that Jim Varney was a great actor who was never really given his chance to shine.

You have to be careful gluing glasses back together, because sometimes glue will react strangely to plastic frames. One of the glues I tried basically melted the acrylic in these.

I burnt the pumpkin seeds this year and was very sad.

In some towns, they make you use a light bulb instead of a candle for your jack o’ lantern. Those are the worst towns.

Snow shovel prominently featured, because Canada.

My cellphone’s camera sucks sometimes. And it sucks the rest of the time, too.

It’s a moody photo of some Mini-Wheats. Welcome to Hipstertown.

This is the pink wheel from the spinning fidget thingy I keep on my desk.

I had a store credit for the Dell store and the only thing I even remotely wanted was this Logitech G600 MMO Gaming Mouse.

It’s way too big for my tiny girl hand.

This is a glasses screwdriver, because I am a nerd what wears glasses

Always wear earplugs to rock concerts, kiddies. You can replace your teeth, but you can’t replace your ears.

I made a scarf with this yarn!

This photo is terrible. It’s only here because I can’t throw anything away.

I keep ordering drinks and I keep getting tools, instead.

Wow. You can’t see any of the detail in this macro photo!

I have so many USB adapters and they’re all terrible.

Stella Artois: the Pabst of imported beers.

Well, that was 20 photos and 20 is a number that I like, so, BYE!

I take terrible, terrible photos and post them to Instagram. Aren’t I inane?

I got this cheap L sticker so I could make the limit to get free shipping from Amazon. I have no idea where it is now.

This is one of my sister’s cat toys. Surprisingly, her cats actually prefer some colours of fuzzy tinsel balls over others.

Yes, I did eat all of those. When I have massive organ failure in the future, you’ll know exactly why.

These meats were hanging unrefrigerated in a Dollar General. Aren’t cold cuts supposed to be kept cold?

These keys were in my purse. I had no idea what they were for.

These are some teeny tiny canvasses. They are rectangular. I like rectangles.

My sister took my to a Negitivland concert. They handed out these cards. I think they were trying to make a point about consumerism and disposable media. You know, like the inane junk on this website.

I got these off of some America Day cupcakes.

The buns on these ended up rock-hard. Remind me to stop buying food from Dollar General.

I told the Americans that Maple Water is a traditional Canadian drink. This is not a thing that is actually true.

I got this crystal growing kit for a dollar from Target. You will see later how well the crystals grew.

This snowman placemat was hanging out all alone in the Tucson desert. I think when it actually snows in Tucson, that they call in the national guard.

You gotta dip your grilled cheese in some ketchup. It’s the law!

I’m making some sort of an artistic statement here.

This was such false advertising. This cereal didn’t contain any twigs at all.

One of my favourite flavours is black cherry. I’m so mad at President’s Choice for discontinuing their Black Cherry Soda.

It was monsoon season in Tucson. There were beautiful rainbows hanging over the vast, empty parking lots. Go urban sprawl!

I never actually visited the mountains, when I was in Tucson. For some reason, there isn’t a shuttle or public transit that travels to them.

I wasn’t sure whether this was a hare or a rabbit. I ate it anyhow!

Trader Joe’s Maple Water tastes like maple syrup mixed with sweaty sock water.

Well, that’s all fro today. I hope you enjoyed this mystical photographic journey as much as I did!