I don’t really trust other websites with my files, so I’m backing up my Instagram photos here. A lot of these are complete crap, but I was unable to decide on a methodology for determining which ones should stay or go, so I’m uploading them all.
![a photograph of a cake covered with white icing](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cake-white-icing.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I made this cake for my birthday. It had to be a gluten-fee cake, because my brother, Alex, has celiac disease.
![a photo of a banana sitting on a counter](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/banana-on-counter.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I thought it was really weird just how straight this banana was.
![a photo of a usb to ps/2 adapter attached to a ps/2 to midi adapter](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/usb-to-ps2-to-midi-adapters.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
It’s a USB to PS/2 adapter attached to a PS/2 to MIDI adapter. I couldn’t get anything to work when attached to this configuration.
![a photo of the sign for the forty creek distillery](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/forty-creek-distillery-sign.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Fun Fact: I passed out on a tour of the Forty Creek Distillery, because I had been fed recalled beef the night before. At least I didn’t die of listeria!
![a photo of a purple fleabane flower outside](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/purple-fleabane-flower.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This is fleabane. It doesn’t really keep fleas away.
![a photo of a plastic dagger to go with a women's halloween costume](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/plastic-she-dagger.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
What’s the difference between a she-dagger and a he-dagger?
![a photo of a watch with its chain draped into a wine glass](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/watch-chain-wine-glass.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
This is my first-ever arst-fartsy Instagram photo. DOESN’T IT SUCK?
![a photo of some paint cans and yard tools on a deck](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/yard-tools-paint-cans.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
These are some crude, yet mystical, digging tools.
![a photo of a silk flower, a toy pig and a pearl necklace](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/flower-pig-pearls.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
The pig really ties this whole composition together.
![a photo of a bolt, sitting on a step, with rays of sunlight shining on it](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bolt-step-sunshine.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I wonder where this bolt came from? Something probably has compromised structural integrity now.
![a photo of an eight of cups tarot card](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/eight-of-cups-tarot-card.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
The Eight of Cup tarot card means that we’re all doomed. DOOMED!
![a photo of a bunch of bags of naked barbies hanging in a thrift store](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bags-naked-barbies-thrift-store.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Who the Hell would want to buy a bunch of janky, old naked Barbies?
![a photo of a box of president's choice bran flakes cereal](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bran-flakes-cereal-box.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Yep. That sure is a box of bran flakes.
![a photo of five different pairs of glasses lined up](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/five-pairs-of-glasses.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I have owned a lot of different pairs of glasses in my life.
![a photo five different pairs of glasses lined up from a different angle](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/five-pairs-of-glasses-different-angle.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Why am I so blind?
![a photo of a tree with its leaves turning orange for fall](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tree-orange-leaves-fall.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
Isn’t Autumn beautiful?
![a photo of some cranberries withering on the bush during fall](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cranberries-withering.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
We had this cranberry bush in our backyard my whole life and I have never tasted the berries. I’m not even sure if they’re the kind you can eat.
![a photo of a light-up ceramic christmas tree](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ceramic-christmas-tree.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
My mom found this Christmas tree thing at the dump. It think that it should have stayed there.
![a photo of a "resurrect eggs" carton](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/resurrection-eggs.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
I never opened this Resurrection Eggs thing, because the container was really grody-looking, but now I kinda wished that I had.
![a photo of a brown toy car sitting on a brown boot](https://i0.wp.com/photography.laurelgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brown-car-brown-boot.jpg?resize=612%2C612&quality=100)
A brown car on a brown boot. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Well, that is all for now. There will be more later. Instagram doesn’t let you right-click save photos, so this has been a really annoying process.